My dog ate my breakfast and vomited all over the tesla

Yesterday my dog ate my breakfast (mushroom, onion scrambled eggs and the cauliflower green onion patties from Trader Joe’s). He seemed to be okay and then vomited during the car ride home. He was vomiting with his reindeer Christmas sweater. The ordeal was funny and pathetic at the same time. Life either makes you laugh or cry? I would rather laugh.

I went to Costco yesterday with my platonic life partner. I ate a very berry smoothie and a slice of pepperoni pizza. For my white elephant gift tomorrow I found a wine kit for about $22.99. The limit for our white elephant is $20 but it’s Costco. Also what kind of gift limit is $20? I realize working in a helping profession (that is not medicine or nursing) means I get paid substantially less but again what kind of gift limit is $20? I feel it is difficult to find a thoughtful, useful and quality gift for $20.

I still haven’t been fucked properly in awhile and there seems to be no prospects. I hate masturbating and would rather have sex. I have never really liked masturbating since my sexual awakening in 2016. I probably should practice more so I can understand my body. I do have a premium porn subscription from Bellesa which is porn for the female gaze. I also feel better knowing that pornstars will be paid because sex work is real work. Sex workers deserve our money dammit! I also like the Bellesa house videos especially the blind dates. They are so funny and hot. Like one actor said he liked having some teeth during blowjobs and honestly that was a first for me. I guess I will have to wait until I get properly fucked in the meantime I guess I will need to explore myself.